May 2013
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“Promise me this: when you finally leave me, you’ll get creative. Tell me I was...”
– Clementine von Radics (via collidewithyoursky)
May 19th
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dontfearthedark: poopflow: roughrimjob: meladoodle: she got a pussy like the grand canyon dry and sandy possibly filled with dead bodies  not worth jumping into? But damn its beautiful
May 19th
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vonlipwig: vonlipwig: hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand? the band, i mean not the archduke of austria i know what happened to the archduke of austria
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May 18th
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tr3ndyc00l: apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
May 18th
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Well fuck. I am connected to this thing and I can’t just not do it. If I could skip the whole thing and still get the degree, I probably would. The movies that always make me feel better are also the ones that always make me cry. (Shout out to zach braff). I guess its ice cream on the menu tonight and finding a way to post mixes to 8tracks. Its about time I did that anyway. *deep breath* Here...
May 18th
thelittlekneesofbees: you know technically 80s babies are the only 90s kids
May 18th
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puckster87: juneisjaded: On a scale of 1 to Agent Coulson just died how outraged are you? The Dude’s rug getting peed on.
May 18th
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endthymes: “does anyone else-” yes “am i the only one who-” no “is it weird that i-” probably not
May 18th
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nerdbirdistheword: 8r8kh34ds: if i could choose a super power it would be having the power to literally slap sense into people “HAHAH you’re so fucking pathetic i hope you die” SLAPS “wait what im saying could seriously hurt a person and drain their confidence completely and i shouldnt do that to anyone wow” You are the future I want to see.
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“As you start traveling down that road of life, remember this: There are never...”
– Kermit the Frog Best life advice I’ve ever heard. (via thejunglenook)
May 17th
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“Have you guys ever met somebody that likes to bake? They’re like “Oh yeah, I...”
– Hannah Hart [x] (via harto-obsession)
May 17th
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poopingdemons: bangingpatchouli: poopingdemons: anotherurlinyourhistory: poopingdemons: plot twist sam and dean are unable to close the gates of hell because i kidnapped all the demons and hid them somewhere safe where no hunters can hurt them bye judging by your url i assume you hid them in your anus.  maybe i did judging by your expression, you liked it
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thepresidentsshoelaces: obamasdaughter: eiffelstower: pizza: hey i like your shoelaces thanks i stole them from the president  wtf where are my dads shoelaces I’m here
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theselener: theselener: theselener: what’s the richest kind of air billionaire i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds
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niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
May 16th
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