Promise me this: when you finally leave me, you’ll get creative. Tell me I was...– Clementine von Radics (via collidewithyoursky)
dontfearthedark: poopflow: roughrimjob: meladoodle: she got a pussy like the grand canyon dry and sandy possibly filled with dead bodies not worth jumping into? But damn its beautiful
vonlipwig: vonlipwig: hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand? the band, i mean not the archduke of austria i know what happened to the archduke of austria
tr3ndyc00l: apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
Well fuck. I am connected to this thing and I can’t just not do it. If I could skip the whole thing and still get the degree, I probably would. The movies that always make me feel better are also the ones that always make me cry. (Shout out to zach braff). I guess its ice cream on the menu tonight and finding a way to post mixes to 8tracks. Its about time I did that anyway. *deep breath* Here...
thelittlekneesofbees: you know technically 80s babies are the only 90s kids
puckster87: juneisjaded: On a scale of 1 to Agent Coulson just died how outraged are you? The Dude’s rug getting peed on.
endthymes: “does anyone else-” yes “am i the only one who-” no “is it weird that i-” probably not
nerdbirdistheword: 8r8kh34ds: if i could choose a super power it would be having the power to literally slap sense into people “HAHAH you’re so fucking pathetic i hope you die” SLAPS “wait what im saying could seriously hurt a person and drain their confidence completely and i shouldnt do that to anyone wow” You are the future I want to see.
As you start traveling down that road of life, remember this: There are never...– Kermit the Frog Best life advice I’ve ever heard. (via thejunglenook)
Have you guys ever met somebody that likes to bake? They’re like “Oh yeah, I...– Hannah Hart [x] (via harto-obsession)
poopingdemons: bangingpatchouli: poopingdemons: anotherurlinyourhistory: poopingdemons: plot twist sam and dean are unable to close the gates of hell because i kidnapped all the demons and hid them somewhere safe where no hunters can hurt them bye judging by your url i assume you hid them in your anus. maybe i did judging by your expression, you liked it
thepresidentsshoelaces: obamasdaughter: eiffelstower: pizza: hey i like your shoelaces thanks i stole them from the president wtf where are my dads shoelaces I’m here
theselener: theselener: theselener: what’s the richest kind of air billionaire i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds
niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt